Easy. That I do not drink. I realize people say that all of the time. And, then you get them out to the bar and they're the first ones taking a shot. Or, people say that but then follow it up with "well, I might have a glass of wine once a month." I do not drink. I've had one sip of alcohol my entire life and that was on accident.
It was the last birthday that I got to spend with Joey. We were at Cebolla's and he had ordered me a virgin margarita. Naturally it was hot outside since my birthday is in July. So, when I got the margarita, I took a big gulp. Holy crap did I feel it. Not only was it not good, the alcohol hit me instantly. What's in a margarita anyways? Tequila? Vodka? Joey took a drink and he's like "yep, that's got alcohol in it." So, we told the waiter and I got a new drink. But, I was definitely playing it up like I was drunk and couldn't drive.
|After my drink -- ha.|
Will I ever drink? I don't plan on it, but never say never.