Here is an email conversation I had with someone on Facebook on June 16 (some edits were made to spare some of the details).
GUY: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
GUY: WOW! WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU IN SOME YRS?? DID I MAKE AN ERROR SOMEWHERE?
Me: I could ask you the same thing. I'm pretty sure I came to your house and never heard from you again.
GUY: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT, I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AGAIN! LOL
Me: How long ago was that anyways? No idea.
GUY: RIGHT! LIKE ALMOST 3YRS AGO
Me: Oh wow. That is a long time ago. Looks like you've been busy now that you're a dad.
GUY: LOL...IKR...YOU SHOULDA BEEN THE MOTHER, BUT I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AFTER THAT NIGHT
Pause: Did he really just say I shoulda been the mother?
Me: You're the guy. Aren't you supposed to call? Are you with the mother still?
GUY: YES I AM THE GUY, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT HELL I FIGURED SINCE YOU HADN'T REACHED OUT TO ME, I WON'T BOTHER...& NO WE'RE NOT TOGETHER!!
Me: Yeah, I'm not one to reach out. I have always thought it's the guy's job. Plus you kinda kicked me out if I recall. Ha. Why aren't you guys together?
GUY: LOL..I DIDN'T KICK YOU OUT SILLY, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ONE?? & WE'RE NOT TOGETHER B/C WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE GOING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
Me: Cause you got a phone call and said you had to leave.
GUY: LOL...DON'T RECALL THAT...BUT ANY HUU, WHAT'S BEEN UP W/YOU? ARE YOU MARRIED, SINGLE, DATING ECT...WASS SUP
Me: Nope still single. Just working.
GUY: I SEE. WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING YOURSELF WITH SOMEBODY?
Me: Can't find anyone that wants to put their big boy pants on and share their life with me. And you?
GUY: LOL..."BIG BOY" PANTS???? I HEAR YOU THO...ME, I AM JUST ENJOYING FATHERHOOD RIGHT NOW, THINGS A LIL DIFFERENT NOW THAT I HAVE DAUGHTER!! MAYBE WE NEED A "RECAP"
Me: What do you mean by "recap?"
GUY: WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT I MEAN?
Me: I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
GUY: HA HA.. OK LET ME SAY IT LIKE THIS THEN, MAYBE YOU CAN GRASP IT THIS WAY.. MAYBE WE SHOULD LINK UP AGAIN!!
Me: So you're wanting a booty call?
GUY: LOL.. I NEVER SAID THAT! JUST ON SOME COO STUFF DAS ALL. NO PRESSURE TO PERFORM!
Me: I can tell you that a booty call ain't in the cards. I've been single for a loong time and I'm looking for more. SO if you want to go out sometime, that's cool.
GUY: OK.. WELL MY # IS 418-XXXX.. HIT ME SOMETIME!!
Me: My number is 402-XXXX. You hit me up sometime.
If you recall at the beginning of this blog entry, I said this was an email conversation from June 16. It's now July 18. Guess he wasn't wanting to put on his big boy pants either and take me out on a date. But rather wanted to take his "little" boy pants off.