Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Blast From The Past

I swear I get the most random text messages, phone calls and emails from guys.  They always seem to pop back up, whether it's days, weeks, months or even years later. 

Here is an email conversation I had with someone on Facebook on June 16 (some edits were made to spare some of the details). 

GUY: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

Me: Yes.

GUY: WOW! WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU IN SOME YRS?? DID I MAKE AN ERROR SOMEWHERE?

Me: I could ask you the same thing. I'm pretty sure I came to your house and never heard from you again.

GUY: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT, I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AGAIN! LOL

Me: How long ago was that anyways? No idea.

GUY: RIGHT! LIKE ALMOST 3YRS AGO

Me: Oh wow. That is a long time ago. Looks like you've been busy now that you're a dad.

GUY: LOL...IKR...YOU SHOULDA BEEN THE MOTHER, BUT I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AFTER THAT NIGHT

Pause: Did he really just say I shoulda been the mother?

Me: You're the guy. Aren't you supposed to call? Are you with the mother still?

GUY: YES I AM THE GUY, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT HELL I FIGURED SINCE YOU HADN'T REACHED OUT TO ME, I WON'T BOTHER...& NO WE'RE NOT TOGETHER!!

Me: Yeah, I'm not one to reach out. I have always thought it's the guy's job. Plus you kinda kicked me out if I recall. Ha. Why aren't you guys together?

GUY: LOL..I DIDN'T KICK YOU OUT SILLY, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ONE?? & WE'RE NOT TOGETHER B/C WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE GOING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

Me: Cause you got a phone call and said you had to leave.

GUY: LOL...DON'T RECALL THAT...BUT ANY HUU, WHAT'S BEEN UP W/YOU? ARE YOU MARRIED, SINGLE, DATING ECT...WASS SUP

Me: Nope still single. Just working.

GUY: I SEE. WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING YOURSELF WITH SOMEBODY?

Me: Can't find anyone that wants to put their big boy pants on and share their life with me. And you?

GUY: LOL..."BIG BOY" PANTS???? I HEAR YOU THO...ME, I AM JUST ENJOYING FATHERHOOD RIGHT NOW, THINGS A LIL DIFFERENT NOW THAT I HAVE DAUGHTER!! MAYBE WE NEED A "RECAP"

Me: What do you mean by "recap?"

GUY: WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT I MEAN?

Me: I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

GUY: HA HA.. OK LET ME SAY IT LIKE THIS THEN, MAYBE YOU CAN GRASP IT THIS WAY.. MAYBE WE SHOULD LINK UP AGAIN!!

Me: So you're wanting a booty call?

GUY: LOL.. I NEVER SAID THAT! JUST ON SOME COO STUFF DAS ALL. NO PRESSURE TO PERFORM!

Me: I can tell you that a booty call ain't in the cards. I've been single for a loong time and I'm looking for more. SO if you want to go out sometime, that's cool.

GUY: OK.. WELL MY # IS 418-XXXX.. HIT ME SOMETIME!!

Me: My number is 402-XXXX. You hit me up sometime.


If you recall at the beginning of this blog entry, I said this was an email conversation from June 16.  It's now July 18.  Guess he wasn't wanting to put on his big boy pants either and take me out on a date.  But rather wanted to take his "little" boy pants off.